Living Profile No. 1

in loo of tommy telling me the great news that a book i just read, jPod, has been made into a television show on the CBC ... i would like to play a game with all of you.

it's from the book and i'm going to steal it. thank you douglas coupland. you can see more on the book's website. complete them in the third person, because it'll be funnier.

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Name: Birdley Janet Joseph Morley

Name people actually use: Yank; Bird
Reason for unusual name people actually use: Being from Canada his boss thinks it's both ironic and insulting to call him an american. what steve doesn't know is that it's not that Canadians don't like americans ... but that you don't like them and that that mistaking him for someone you don't like before you've got to know him // his mom called him birdley when he was in trouble and he needed a name that wasn't associated with broken vases, pocketed cookies and pooped pants.
Smokes: No

Preferred Room Temperature: 20°c
Favourite Video Game: donkey kong country for snes
Preferred Simpsons Character: Gill
Preferred Karaoke Song: that one the whole of 141 sung at the last night out at that bar we never went to until our last year because it was a shady, scuzzy, beer fly trap before.
Most Disturbing Trait: he blogs stories about you without consulting you. you being each and every one of you.
does this make most readers frightened that they might end up in an expose on salutmaman: yes
is he aware that no one reads his blog and therefor it doesn't matter: no
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now it's your turn. complete them in the third person because it'll be funnier.