Dear Mom,
The cat gets Valium.
This is fine. After what I've seen here every cat should get Valium. And of course it's not real Valium, because people save that for other people. Cats get other stuff that we're told effects them, the cats, in the same way that Valium effects humans.
So the cat gets not-Valium.
And really I should write that the cat got not-Valium for the first time tonight and after what I've seen here, every cat should get it.
More on that later because I am off to bed because while we watched the cat take the not-Valium I lost count of the whiskey's I've had.
Do keep in mind that I'm learning how to count in French. Tomorrow I learn how to say four.
your son,
--b
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