the first two

there are two of some things at the pub.

there are two john's. one drinks beamish, and the other drinks guinness. john beamish is not as nice as john guinness. sometimes he goes by john kilkenny because that is where he is from.

beamish john drinks a lot, but so does everyone else at the bar ... i'll need to describe other characterists of him to set him apart. he has long hair. that is longer hair that i and i have a brush cut. he will often look a person over with a passing glazed look. this is because he is drunk. he is often short with people. this is also because he is drunk. he often comes in with a different woman. i don't think this is because he is drunk, however the fact that the same woman does not come back with him is likely because he is drunk.

kilkenny john does not have a glazed look, he is not short with people and he does not have many girlfriends. his is not drunk, however it is difficult for me to use the word drunk when describing kilkenny john because beamish john is drunk, and kilkenny john is not beamish john drunk.

have i lost you yet? i do appologize. let me make it up to you by ending this post and trying again tomorrow.